Fable: [fey-buhl] 1. A short tale to teach a moral lesson, often with animals or inanimate objects as characters, at times humans from the House. 2. A story not founded on fact.

Fable—the members and a jordon

In the political battleground of Washington D.C., a controversial figure emerges, none other than Jim Jordan. Known for his unwavering support of former President Trump and his role as a staunch Republican, Jordan’s candidacy for Speaker of the House raises eyebrows and stirs heated debates.

As the story unfolds, it becomes evident that Jordan’s reputation precedes him. A track record filled with conspiracy theories, denial of election results, no legislative record, and bullying tactics paints a concerning picture for those who question if he is fit for such an influential position, especially with two wars, and the 2024 election. Critics argue that his divisive rhetoric does not align with the values necessary to lead effectively in a time of great political polarization. He still holds that the 2020 election was stolen supporting Trump’s attempted coup. Jordon said he never said the election was stolen.

But that’s not all.

Amidst the chaos, whispers about Jordan’s involvement in a scandal come to light. Allegations suggest that during his time as an assistant wrestling coach at The Ohio State University, he turned a blind eye to reports of sexual abuse within the team. The revelation is shocking and adds fuel to the fire against his bid for Speaker.

As news outlets begin to investigate further into these claims, testimonies from former athletes start pouring in. They recount their traumatic experiences while sharing their frustration with Jordan’s alleged knowledge and lack of action. The public sentiment quickly turns against him, as people question how someone with such serious allegations can be considered for one of the highest positions in Congress.

Meanwhile, opposition from within his own party begins to grow. Concerned Republicans who value integrity and accountability express doubts about supporting Jordan for Speaker. They argue that choosing him would tarnish their party’s reputation and send a disheartening message to survivors of sexual abuse across the country. At the last minute Republican Representative Austin Scott filed papers to run against Jordon for Speaker. He dropped out after receiving 81 votes to Jordons 120.

The story reaches its climax as members of Congress gather to cast their votes for Speaker of the House. They’ve seemingly agreed to support Jordon in the House vote. In an unexpected turn of events, several prominent Republicans break rank and refuse to support Jordan’s bid. But as the votes are being tallied, the systems suffers a computer breakdown, voting is suspended til, it’s up and running. `

A Mystery

The final scene is a mystery. Republicans across the country are being questioned about their character, ethics, and their ability to lead with integrity. Thousands of phone calls barrage House members, especially those sitting in moderate districts. The voting suspension has provided more time for citizens voice their reps telling them to do the right thing.

One outcome suggests that In the end, the nation breathes a collective sigh of relief, knowing that justice prevailed and that those who stand accused of turning a blind eye to abuse will be held accountable. The story serves as a reminder to never underestimate the power of standing up for what is right, even in the face of powerful figures in politics. Another outcome, however, is Jordon manages a win using bullying and threats to create a Trump-like atmosphere with retribution filling air.

Who gets the gavel, an alternate members or the jordon? What’s the moral of this fable?