Ed writes:

As we have witnessed and experienced the past several weeks, trees and various other plants have been having lots of heavy, explicit, hard core, in-your-face sex!  Fully out in the open.  All over the place.  Sex organs fully exposed.  With bees and other insects and animals, including us humans, helping plants to consummate their sex acts.

But please don’t tell Georgia Representative Mesha Mainor (Democrat-turned-Republican, District 56, Atlanta) and her Moms for Liberty book banning “Freedom in Education” allies about any of this.  If they were to know about plants having sex, why they might then seek to find and have, say, all botany books banned to protect children from learning about the sex lives of plants.  Then, soon enough, the world would be without botanists, then without knowledge of that aspect of life, and then having to deal with extreme scarcities of food and ultimately worldwide hunger.

Rep. Mainor and Moms for Liberty might also want to get trees banned.  That’s the ticket!… Ban trees because trees expose children to life.  Cut down all trees and make it unlawful to plant and grow any new ones!

So, let’s not want Mainor and M4L knowing what plant sex is.  For example, AI says:

In most plant species, an individual has both male and female sex organs. The life cycle of land plants involves alternation of generations between a sporophyte and a haploid gametophyte. The gametophyte produces sperm or egg cells by mitosis. The sporophyte produces spores by meiosis which in turn develop into gametophytes. Sex determination in plants is defined as “the developmental decision that occurs during the plant life cycle that leads to the differentiation of the two organs or cells that produce the two gametes”. Plants are capable of producing seedlings or baby plants either through sexual or asexual reproduction.

And let’s not want Mainor and M4L knowing how plants do sex.  AI says:

Plants engage in their unique form of “sexual” reproduction throughout their life cycles. Here’s how it works:

1. Flowering Plants (Angiosperms):
   • Male structures (stamens) produce pollen, which contains sperm cells.
   • Female structures (carpels) contain ovules, where eggs develop.
   • When a pollinator (like a bee or butterfly) visits a flower, it transfers pollen from the male to the female parts.
   • Fertilization occurs when a pollen grain reaches an ovule, resulting in the formation of a seed.
2. Gymnosperms (Cone-Bearing Plants):
   • These plants have male cones (which produce pollen) and female cones (which contain ovules).
   • Wind carries pollen from male cones to female cones.
   • Fertilization leads to seed formation.
3. Dioecious vs. Monoecious Plants:
   • Some plants are dioecious, meaning they have separate male and female individuals. Examples include ginkgo and kiwi.
   • Most plants are monoecious, having both male and female structures on the same plant.
   • Bisexual flowers (like roses) have both male and female parts, while others (like corn) have separate male and female flowers.

In short, let’s not want Mesha Mainor and Moms for Liberty ever finding out that plants also do sex.

Let’s keep knowing that to ourselves.
Ed Johnson
Advocate for Quality in Public Education
Atlanta GA | (404) 505-8176 | edwjohnson@aol.com

Previously:
Shhhh!  Don’t tell Mesha Mainor and Moms for Liberty about this.